The rabbits have constructed
catapults, load them with cabbages.
The hedgehogs retaliate with pork
loin truncheons, have been seen
in the garden with mugwort seeds.
Seems negotiations have broken down.
Telsley the drunk noticed none
of this, passed out face first right
on top of ermine HQ. There will
be repercussions, though in what
form no one can guess.